ShopDreamUp AI ArtDreamUp
Deviation Actions
Literature Text
Spike relaxed in his beanbag chair blowing deeply into his joint “ahh man, sure is good to get those elements crap outa my nose and be back here at NYU with my best friends Towelie and Spongebob!”
Towelie nodded his head “yeah man” as he puffed his own joint “I just love getting high, ain’t no feeling like it man”
Spongebob blew deeply into his own joint “yeah ahahahaha, getting stoned with my best buds spike and Towelie is much better than sittin around with all those fish!”
“Oh Shit!” Spike said frustratingly as he hit his head with his hand “It’s the fuckin 10th, and we still don’t have a ride to the damned Phish concert!”
Towelie puffed some more of his joint “no man, I texted Fritz an hour ago and he’s giving us a ride!”
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit, you fuckin texted Fritz?! I don’t wanna hang out with that fuckin pretentious douchebag!”
“But Spike, I thought Fritz was our friend!” Towelie responded.
“Fritz aint no fuckin ‘friend’ of mine, he’s just that casual annoying acquaintance who hangs out with you yet no one in your circle of friends actually likes. Think about it, when have we ever actually been excited to hang out with Fritz? He’s got a fuckin world-savior complex, mooches off all of us, he even got Zoe drunk last Halloween and slept with her!”
“Yeah!” Spongebob said angrily as he lit up another joint “That asshole fuckin borrowed my Camera and broke it, his response was ‘just modernize and get an iphone bro’ but when I asked to take a picture with his iphone, he fuckin said no way!”
Spike took a deeper drag as he reclined in his chair “that fuckin Fritz is the textbook psuedo-intellectual, just goes around repeating the notes professor barrington gives us in philosophy 200, and he acts like he’s the next Aristotle… and if I here one more time about the fuckin time he started a riot in harlem by jumping on a car and shouting that propaganda we are all bombarded with on a daily basis, I’m gonna fuckin puke!”
“yeah but” Towlie said as he took another puff of his weed. “He’s got a way with ladies, Fritz always helps me get laid”
Spike snorted “he hogs all the chicks to himself, only the tag alongs he doesn’t want he lets you have!”
“Well in any event, he has a car, so we kinda have to put up with him” Towelie rejoined.
Spike nodded “yeah yeah, what evs” spike took another drag when he called out when he heard a knock at the door. “doors open!”
The door flung open and in trodded Fritz the feline. “what’s happenin man” said Fritz as he sat on Spike’s bed “You guys all ready for the Phish concert tonight? gonna be rockin man, and just think of all the stoned groupies, like wow, just gotta tell em I work for the band and they will be rippin each other to shreds to see who can get in my bed first, know what I’m sayin?”
Spongebob laughed “yeah, hahahaha, stoned girls are the best man!”
Fritz stretched his arm over his head “Oh ah, Spike, be a pal would yeah? Can you pay for my ticket, oh, and I’m kinda short on cash, so if you could spot me some gas money?”
Spike flicked his burning ember of a blunt aside and leapt to his feet “fuck no man, it's bad enough I have to go the fucking phish concert with you listening to you brag about all one-time skanks you nailed in bathrooms and your pretentious psuedo-intellectual bullshit that you obviously stole from Professor Barrington. Besides, I aint spottin you shit, you fuckin owe me for all the weed you stole from me this last semester and like, every fucking time we went to the mall I paid for all your damn overpriced shit, you owe me like 200 bucks. Until you pay me back, I ain't lendin you shit!”
“well then,” Fritz took out his Iphone and scrolled down “Well, goodluck finding a ride then” Fritz smirked “I got Zoe’s number in here, I guess I should just text this lovely little King Charles Cavalier, I am sure she’d jump at an opportunity to go see the Phish concert with an old friend like me”
Spike jumped to his feet and rushed at Fritz, “Oh fuck you Fritz, your not ever seeing Zoe’s fact again, I’m gonna fuck you up and wish you’d never been born, you fuckin psycho rapist!’
Fritz backed up a little bit as Spongebob and Towelie struggled to restrain Spike “hey man, It was not rape, I can barely remember what happened, I had drank so much beer and blown so much pot that I didn’t know what was goin on.”
Spongebob and Towelie could not restrain Spike for long, Spike eventually broke himself free and tackled Frtiz.
“Hey faggot, get the fuck off of me” Fritz yelled as Spike pinned him to the floor with his hands on Fritz’s upperarms and his knees on Fritz’s stomach. “I’ll teach you fuck around with my girlfriend, you shiftless, lazy, cowardly, dipshit!” Spike took his hand off Fritz and raised his arm to punch Fritz in the face, Fritz took the opportunity to use his catlike reflexes to scratch Spike across the face. Spike put his hand to his cheek and winced in pain as Fritz shoved Spike off his body, quick as a flash both were up again and charged headlong into each other. The two wrestled on the floor and rolled to the floor, they managed to roll themselves into the door, bumping it open as they did so, a little ways of rolling lead them to tumble down a flight of stairs. When they reached the base of the stairs Spike reached up and hit Fritz several times in the face.
“Spike no!” Spongebob yelled as grabbed Spike’s hand. “I think you mighta killed him!”
Spike put his hand on Fritz’s neck “eh, he’s got a pulse”
“we should call a fuckin ambulance” Towelie exclaimed as he joined spongebob and Spike at the base of stairs.
Spike started fumbling through Fritz’s pockets until his face lit up “yes, I got his fuckin keys, let’s go guys.”
“but we can’t just leave Fritz here like this” protested Spongebob.
Spike stood over Fritz “Yo Fritz… ye all right?” Spike, Spongebob and Towelie looked down at Fritz until they saw him twitch. “yeah he’s fine, come on guys, lets go while we can still get a good parking spot and good seats.”
Towelie nodded his head “yeah man” as he puffed his own joint “I just love getting high, ain’t no feeling like it man”
Spongebob blew deeply into his own joint “yeah ahahahaha, getting stoned with my best buds spike and Towelie is much better than sittin around with all those fish!”
“Oh Shit!” Spike said frustratingly as he hit his head with his hand “It’s the fuckin 10th, and we still don’t have a ride to the damned Phish concert!”
Towelie puffed some more of his joint “no man, I texted Fritz an hour ago and he’s giving us a ride!”
“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit, you fuckin texted Fritz?! I don’t wanna hang out with that fuckin pretentious douchebag!”
“But Spike, I thought Fritz was our friend!” Towelie responded.
“Fritz aint no fuckin ‘friend’ of mine, he’s just that casual annoying acquaintance who hangs out with you yet no one in your circle of friends actually likes. Think about it, when have we ever actually been excited to hang out with Fritz? He’s got a fuckin world-savior complex, mooches off all of us, he even got Zoe drunk last Halloween and slept with her!”
“Yeah!” Spongebob said angrily as he lit up another joint “That asshole fuckin borrowed my Camera and broke it, his response was ‘just modernize and get an iphone bro’ but when I asked to take a picture with his iphone, he fuckin said no way!”
Spike took a deeper drag as he reclined in his chair “that fuckin Fritz is the textbook psuedo-intellectual, just goes around repeating the notes professor barrington gives us in philosophy 200, and he acts like he’s the next Aristotle… and if I here one more time about the fuckin time he started a riot in harlem by jumping on a car and shouting that propaganda we are all bombarded with on a daily basis, I’m gonna fuckin puke!”
“yeah but” Towlie said as he took another puff of his weed. “He’s got a way with ladies, Fritz always helps me get laid”
Spike snorted “he hogs all the chicks to himself, only the tag alongs he doesn’t want he lets you have!”
“Well in any event, he has a car, so we kinda have to put up with him” Towelie rejoined.
Spike nodded “yeah yeah, what evs” spike took another drag when he called out when he heard a knock at the door. “doors open!”
The door flung open and in trodded Fritz the feline. “what’s happenin man” said Fritz as he sat on Spike’s bed “You guys all ready for the Phish concert tonight? gonna be rockin man, and just think of all the stoned groupies, like wow, just gotta tell em I work for the band and they will be rippin each other to shreds to see who can get in my bed first, know what I’m sayin?”
Spongebob laughed “yeah, hahahaha, stoned girls are the best man!”
Fritz stretched his arm over his head “Oh ah, Spike, be a pal would yeah? Can you pay for my ticket, oh, and I’m kinda short on cash, so if you could spot me some gas money?”
Spike flicked his burning ember of a blunt aside and leapt to his feet “fuck no man, it's bad enough I have to go the fucking phish concert with you listening to you brag about all one-time skanks you nailed in bathrooms and your pretentious psuedo-intellectual bullshit that you obviously stole from Professor Barrington. Besides, I aint spottin you shit, you fuckin owe me for all the weed you stole from me this last semester and like, every fucking time we went to the mall I paid for all your damn overpriced shit, you owe me like 200 bucks. Until you pay me back, I ain't lendin you shit!”
“well then,” Fritz took out his Iphone and scrolled down “Well, goodluck finding a ride then” Fritz smirked “I got Zoe’s number in here, I guess I should just text this lovely little King Charles Cavalier, I am sure she’d jump at an opportunity to go see the Phish concert with an old friend like me”
Spike jumped to his feet and rushed at Fritz, “Oh fuck you Fritz, your not ever seeing Zoe’s fact again, I’m gonna fuck you up and wish you’d never been born, you fuckin psycho rapist!’
Fritz backed up a little bit as Spongebob and Towelie struggled to restrain Spike “hey man, It was not rape, I can barely remember what happened, I had drank so much beer and blown so much pot that I didn’t know what was goin on.”
Spongebob and Towelie could not restrain Spike for long, Spike eventually broke himself free and tackled Frtiz.
“Hey faggot, get the fuck off of me” Fritz yelled as Spike pinned him to the floor with his hands on Fritz’s upperarms and his knees on Fritz’s stomach. “I’ll teach you fuck around with my girlfriend, you shiftless, lazy, cowardly, dipshit!” Spike took his hand off Fritz and raised his arm to punch Fritz in the face, Fritz took the opportunity to use his catlike reflexes to scratch Spike across the face. Spike put his hand to his cheek and winced in pain as Fritz shoved Spike off his body, quick as a flash both were up again and charged headlong into each other. The two wrestled on the floor and rolled to the floor, they managed to roll themselves into the door, bumping it open as they did so, a little ways of rolling lead them to tumble down a flight of stairs. When they reached the base of the stairs Spike reached up and hit Fritz several times in the face.
“Spike no!” Spongebob yelled as grabbed Spike’s hand. “I think you mighta killed him!”
Spike put his hand on Fritz’s neck “eh, he’s got a pulse”
“we should call a fuckin ambulance” Towelie exclaimed as he joined spongebob and Spike at the base of stairs.
Spike started fumbling through Fritz’s pockets until his face lit up “yes, I got his fuckin keys, let’s go guys.”
“but we can’t just leave Fritz here like this” protested Spongebob.
Spike stood over Fritz “Yo Fritz… ye all right?” Spike, Spongebob and Towelie looked down at Fritz until they saw him twitch. “yeah he’s fine, come on guys, lets go while we can still get a good parking spot and good seats.”
Suggested Collections
Featured in Groups
OK, so I was board, and after talking to a friend of mine, I came up with this idea. No particular reason for this, just thought it was funny to pair these two very similar characters together, and think about what it would be like if they did actually meet, I threw in spongebob and towelie for good measure.
Essentially, I wanted to sharpen my fanfiction skills with something short, sweet, and to the point, as I have, for about a year now, been working on Star Trek crossover fanfiction, 40 pages and still in no coherent order to put the whole thing up, have some other ideas, but I have a hard time following through with things .
For those who don't know, Fritz the cat is a comic character, later in 1971, made into the first ever X-rated cartoon. The film is a satire of the 1960's, with Fritz designed to represent the archetype of your pseudo-intellectual, hypocritical college student of the 60s (and to a large extent, today as well).
Essentially, I wanted to sharpen my fanfiction skills with something short, sweet, and to the point, as I have, for about a year now, been working on Star Trek crossover fanfiction, 40 pages and still in no coherent order to put the whole thing up, have some other ideas, but I have a hard time following through with things .
For those who don't know, Fritz the cat is a comic character, later in 1971, made into the first ever X-rated cartoon. The film is a satire of the 1960's, with Fritz designed to represent the archetype of your pseudo-intellectual, hypocritical college student of the 60s (and to a large extent, today as well).
© 2013 - 2024 AlektheWererat
Comments8
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
I plan on writing a Fritz fan fiction-almost like the third part in the film series...